Why is it that if a girl takes off her panties and you look inside, even if there is a stain, one doesn’t think of it in a bad way. I mean, it could stink and look like she leaked a toxic fluid but no one cares. If anything, I guess if you’re like me, its actually hot. But if a dude drops his drawers its a whole ‘nother story. Yellow, brown, crusty. It just isn’t the same.
That’s because dudes are disgusting.
It reminds me of a little joke I heard one time:
A guy walks into the doctor’s office and the nurse asks him for a urine, semen and fecal sample. The guy replies, “Can I just leave you my underwear?”
Which reminds me of something else…
I’d been out backpacking for several weeks. I go to Zayda’s to get cleaned up at one of her friend’s place. After completing the clean-up and sitting down to converse with people Zayda leans in and says to me, “You should be glad I went in there and cleaned up after you. Those underwear were disgusting.” She still loves me. I like women like that.