Whoops

Zed’s bedroom is just next to my office. I stepped out to go finish up the Tony Roma’s ribs we were eating and, out of the corner of my eye, I see him in there half naked. He’s trying to pull his pants up, jumping around on one leg, crazy-like, as he hops out of my view. He disappears, and then suddenly jumps back into view, looks at me and says, “what?”. I’m like, nothin’ man. Just walking by (in spite of the fact it was like watching a train wreck). He says, “I’m just pulling my pants up.” Okay, I’ll see ya later.

I’m sure there’s nothing more to that than meets the eye.

Amy’s Chipotle Garden Burger

Flippy

Have you ever popped something in the toaster and then thought, “I want that back”? And then, once your hands are in there, touching the sides within, the product, springs and coils and, “Oh Shit!”, “I hope I don’t get shocked!” And then suddenly a bathtub has moved up behind you, clandestine-like, full of warm water and a toaster stuck to your hand that has an umbilical cord that’s still well implanted into the wall socket….and well, anyway, it didn’t happen to me.

…maybe Michael Jacson?

In Black Ink

Camas House

I don’t think I’ve ever felt my signature carried as much weight as it did this evening. The closure of one era that simply starts another. All things move forward, resignation as well as hope intertwined. There is always the future and with that, possibilitiy.

Barf.

Tar & Feathers

Hot Wax Treatment

I wasn’t sure Goldie would be back to see us again after her last visit…

Recovery

…where we put her through fire and flame only to put her out with a fire extingusher… 

Flocking

…it just wasn’t clear to me she enjoyed her visit –in spite of her telling me she did. I mean, after all, she’d just had her hair all fixed up and was looking forward to wearing some new lingerie.

Working Hard?

…it’s just that we had something completely different in mind for her. Like forced yard work wearing a head cage and a garbage sack in the hot sun of summer. But that was months ago. When she wrote in and asked to come back out she let me know she wanted something more intense than what we’d put her through before.

Flocking

Oh shit. How about a little tar and feathers? Is that getting close? And then afterward….

Beaten In A Strappado

…how ’bout I pull you out and beat you in a strappado? Would that be okay? Am I even getting close to meeting your needs yet?

Cock Hair Soap

Or maybe this Cock Hair Soap will be just the thing to get you in the mood for something more intense?

I didn’t know we could get the big black dildo through the ring gag like that…

Trust me, Goldie’s day has just begun. I hope she likes urine.

My Apologies

Cover Your Eyes

I may have crossed a line here. What with my disgusting flesh showing thru some of this scene. I trust you will not find it too distracting. The point being, objectify the subject at hand at all cost –even if you have to humiliate yourself in the process. So that’s what I did.

Doll Sex w/JR

I totally ignored this hot chick next to me and made out and fucked a blow-up doll instead. I mean come on, I’m copping feels all over the place, look at the passion there. I’m totally doing her in the name of good, er, interesting porn.

But we did have to move on at some point, which leads me to my next observation. Lately the Luther scenes have been good, but if not good, at least, um, unusual?

Cock Sucker

Keeping the interest for us is Ianthe hanging upside down, suspended, while she blows Luther…among a few other things.

Box Tie That's Outside The Box

I hope you guys like the New Girl as much as I did.

Did I mention how much her pussy stank? I mean, not really stank, but was letting off an odor that made everyone nearby aware she was into what was happening to her. At one point I looked down at the dildo mounted in her cunt and could see this giant mass of white, milky fluid running the length of the toy.

Oh my. Another satisfied customer.

Men

Stereotypes are there for a good reason, they’re often right on mark. Here’s something that bugs me about men, about my gender.  In my experience most men can fuck just about anything with two legs. There’s no real specitivity with a man. As long as it is warm and has tits a man can generally get a hard on and fuck it her. It doesn’t matter how educated or stupid the male in question is, if it is warm, has two mammaries and wears a pair of heels a man can generally fuck it. I hate this quality that appears so frequently in the male gender. And I would think this ability, this ease at which a man can fuck just about any hot blooded character, would make a female feel less than desirable. Like she’s interchangeable with the next hot blooded creature.

Ceratinly not all of us are this way. But there damn well is a majority of us that are. Not good.

Absence

I apologize, I’ve been away for several days on a trip to the far east side of the state. For a little pleasure time in the back-country. On our way back to civilization we stopped at a diner in a rather small, country town. On the wall there were many paintings for sale. Mostly dealing with the outdoors and wildlife; you know, eagles, wolves and shit like that. Real cheesy stuff not much better than paint by numbers. As we are looking over these horrible paintings another couple comes and sits down in the booth just down from us. The guy was clearly a redneck. I think his neck was even red. He had a bowl cut hairdo and every nuance of his demeanor told you he liked to fish, drink lots of beer and fight. I couldn’t tell if the haggard woman with him was his mother or wife. They too began fawning over these “paintings”, clearly enlivened by their obvious “quality” and how deeply they spoke to them on a base level.

Whiners

When the waitress came around I told her I want that one. Right away The Redneck notices my purchase and congratulates me on it. With his head moving up and down he tells me, “That’s a nice one, good choice.” He was dead serious. Then another waitress came up behind me and says, “We’ve had a lot of interest in that one.”

Oh my. If they only knew what I was going to use it for.

The Best Luther Scene Ever?

Vogue Blowing Luther

Whoa, whoa, WHOA! Slow down there girl. Luther isn’t going anywhere. There’s plenty there for everyone. Why don’t you take another stab at it, back up and try again?

Making The Grade

That’s it. Now we’re talking, er, swallowing. Big, girth-y and long –this chick had no trouble doing Luther.

Some in the room seemed to think this was the best Luther action ever. I stopped her a couple of times, to check in, just to make sure she was okay, because shit was happening here like we’ve not seen before.

How does a jaw do that?

Licking Up The Mess

When she was done she’d made an enormous mess beneath Luther, lots and lots of slobber. So I had her lick all that back up and swallow it. She was a little hesitant at first but she fell into form.

Half-Breed

Half-Breed

My father married a pure Cherokee
My mother’s people were ashamed of me
The indians said I was white by law
The White Man always called me “Indian Squaw”

Half-breed, that’s all I ever heard
Half-breed, how I learned to hate the word
Half-breed, she’s no good they warned
Both sides were against me since the day I was born

We never settled, went from town to town
When you’re not welcome you don’t hang around
The other children always laughed at me
“Give her a feather, she’s a Cherokee”

We weren’t accepted and I felt ashamed
Nineteen I left them, tell me who’s to blame
My life since then has been from man to man
But it can’t run away from what I am

I Don’t Know About You

I’m thinking it would be fucking awesome to have a dwarf in here that totally doms a very pretty single or multiple limb amputee. I’d really like to personally beat the amputee with her own limb but I’m getting ahead of myself.  Okay, okay, I know, I’ve heard it before, I’m crazy. So fucking what? It’s us crazy people that bring you what you need. What you’d really want to watch just after you receive that layoff notice. I mean come on, how better to soothe the day than to watch some double amputee get dommed by a 3.5 foot tall dwarf that’s totally ruthless and wielding a dildo that weighs as much as she does?

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