I have one of those phones that does email and surfs the Internet but I’ve never had it enabled. So I decided I’d go ahead and turn it on and visit a Verizon store to do so. After Elise got me checked in –because I had no idea they had such a thing in a Verizon store– I headed over to check out some new phones. Immediately I head straight to IntoTheAttic.com. I was amazed at how well these phones rendered a web site, let alone The Attic’s web site. I navigated over to the Stroke It page and started loading up some porno. The latest update looked great! About that time I hear some guy in a white shirt and tie call my name and walk right up to me. I’m hurriedly trying to kill this web browser on a phone I have no idea how to use. There’s a gagged chick with an open pussy that has a vacuum tube on her clit with electrodes on her nipples screaming out an orgasm as I desperately try to get this shit off the screen while the guy is asking me, “How can I help you today?”
Son of a bitch, those phones are amazing.