It happened to me again just today. I called for a repair man to come out and fix the air conditioner. He was accompanied by two other individuals. I ushered them into a small closet which contained access to the air exchanger located up in the attic. While the one guy went up to locate the unit the other alternated between hanging out in the small closet and speaking with me. Somehow the conversation turned toward the strange things he sees out on calls. He told me stories of how when they get calls for certain addresses they know its a “two man call”. Because when they get there they know the lady that answers the door will be a cougar. He had tales of servicemen being cornered, back against the wall by hungry MILFs. We spoke for some ten minutes on the strange things he’s experienced.
After everyone left I went into that small closet and saw that disgusting old dildo lying there, just above the map of Oregon and the two old VHS porn films. Whoops.