I n t o T h e A t t i c . c o m / B l o g

Have you ever seen those old photographs of Bonnie & Clyde’s car all shot up? That’s the way it looks on my headboard and the wall above my headboard. I know, I know, it is rather disgusting. But heck, she jerks me off so many times a day that I can’t keep on top of it. Each time I blow my load it looks like a machine gun sprayed the wall above me. Literally. It looks like a bullet hit the wall, made a hole, and then fluid drips down from it. Some times those individual wads are so thick that the fluid that drips from it can make it all the way to the floor below –that’s about five feet of distance. Clearly, it wasn’t even done with its trajectory.

I bet you there is a correlation between how far a man can shoot his wad and how good that goddamn orgasm feels.

Tags: Rant, orgasm //