So I’m lying in bed trying to sleep and as usual cannot. Turn on the T.V. and start watching. As I’m doing so I can see a stink bug making his way down one of the post of the bed. I thought I’d be somewhat of a nice guy and just thump him across the room versus squashing him. So I did.
Not two hours later I roll over and see that cock sucker coming at me from my pillow minus one leg from the severe thumping he got earlier. Realizing I didn’t want to squash him on my pillow I thumped him again across the room. So hard in fact I heard him slam against the bedroom door as he fell to the floor. I assumed that would be the end of it.
Fast forward several hours and I’m now in my office working. Suddenly I feel something on my backside, crawling directly down the crack of my ass. I immediately take my hand and reach for it. Instead, it just falls further down my pants and is now lodged in my skivvies next to my ball sack. I jumped up as quick as lighting, slammed my office door shut and ripped my clothes off. When I got him in my possession I made sure he’d get no further commutations.