Cocks are kind of amazing. Amazing in that they can be so goddamn small at times yet grow to such large proportions within seconds. I mean, sometimes I can’t even find my cock. Then I’ll pass by that pair of panties still lying on the floor and suddenly it’s a good six feet long. Especially if I pick them up and huff the interior. Or when I take a piss, gripping my cock and it feels flaccid, yet when its hard, I feel like I could pound a nail into a coffin. Or those other times when you have a massive orgasm and yet, your cock still doesn’t stop being hard. How does that happen? And not necessarily the cock, but if you watch the sack it sits there undulating. It just moves in this way. The skin seemingly crawls around the sphere yet it is stationary.
And then we have the cunt. Well, the cunt is amazing. Much more so than the cock. It is a slit with lips. And, probably like cocks, can look different from girl to girl. Some are really pink while others are fleshy and full. Others have a distinctive smell while still others are oddly odorless. Some have very little in the way of lips while some have their lips hidden by a camel toe. Others are bushy and full and some have little to no hair. In Asian countries the slit is sideways. Below the equator it is upside down. And the fact that a child can come out of one and it go back to looking normal again (hopefully) –that’s bloody amazing.
I used to think when I grow up I want to be a pair of women’s panties. Purchased by a woman I found goddamn sexy. Now, as Prince Charles infamously told Camilla, I think I want to be a tampon.