Me: You know, you should just make your BF tie you up and fuck you. I know that’s kind of counter intuitive -but maybe that’s what you need to jump start the situation. Just make him do it everytime you guys have sex. That should make things come to a head, so to speak.
Her: I have begged. He thinks I am dirty for wanting it. Other people who like it are not dirty, but I am.
Me: Dirty?! I’ll take dirty over clean any day. Need your asshole cleaned?
Her: Most definitely.
Me: Well get your asshole back here and quit wasting time! I’ll keep you clean.
Her: Like a mama cat!
(Note: This is where things took a really bad turn)
Me: OMG! I’d be horrified if I pulled down your pants and found a white worm hanging half in and half out of your asshole. The only thing worse would be it crawling back inside before I could catch it!
I didn’t get a response back.