We’re pretty much in a deep freeze over here. Every morning finds the temp well below freezing. In fact, the high of the day didn’t even get above freezing. It is my week for the dogs. So I have to get up at the crack of dawn and go walk those mother fuckers. Shit and piss them. Well, when I got back I noticed how much my ball sack and cock shrunk up. I mean those MF’s were so drawn up and close to my body it was like they were gasping for air; trying to survive themselves. Even after a shower where I stood letting the intensely hot water cascade over my back for some time –those jewels were still drawn up tight. Nothing hung low. Nothing. I thought they were turned inside out for awhile. When I peed it came from some place I didn’t even recognize. A hermaphrodite.
Jesus. Thank god I warmed up. That was scary.