Having run out of latex gloves I ventured out to the nearest Walgreen Pharmacy to procure another supply. Once inside the store my mind quickly drifted off into possibilities. Passing thru the incontinence isle sent my head reeling with choices. But even as I located the isle containing the gloves my eye wandered over the muscle tension relief area containing BenGay, IcyHot, etc. They had pads, creams and lotions that all contained ways to deliver the “medication”. And just as my mind is thinking of where I could strategically place those pads I noted all the gauze and wrapping material nearby. Even the Preparation H incited visions of some nubile young girl on her first foray into bondage being forced to expose her asshole while the oniment is rubbed all over it for no good reason other than to humiliate her. I thought to myself, this is getting out of control…all I came in here for was latex gloves. I gathered myself and headed toward the checkout stand only to have a wheelchair catch my peripheral vision. I instantly thought, “Damn, that’s unusual”. It was a wheelchair that also had a toilet attached to the bottom of the seat. If only the catch basin was clear,,but I think we can fix that. I have to have this.
I better send someone else to the store the next time.