I’ve been, well, having close intimate relations with her for about a month or so now. Immediately I noted this exceptionally unusual characteristic about her –her sweat smells like maple syrup. I mean no shit. Strong and unmistakable. Her armpits, crotch –anything that sweats more profusely than the rest of the body –Maple Syrup. And I’m a guy that loves breakfast. Its my favorite meal -night or day. So every time I get close to her, go down on her, smell her –I’m also thinking of how good a plate of pancakes could be! Its terrible, I’m torn between my stomach growling and relentlessly fucking her. Rest assured, pretty much each time we get done playing we go to a local breakfast shop for a meal. ANYWAY, I finally ask her, in the booth of the breakfast shop –I’m like, “Has anyone ever told you that you smell like maple syrup?” To my surprise she’s like, “Yeah, I know, I do, and I even Googled it!” My first thought was, “Damn, I’m not crazy here!”. Because I was starting to feel a bit guilty about wanting to go eat breakfast every time I ate her, um, gonads.
Frankly, she even taste a bit like Maple Syrup. This is a good thing.
Note: Don’t leave messages about what you Googled. Its already been investigated.